POT NOODLE (15 - 21.02.1997)
To the Tune of Pop Musik by M

Dedicated to the brave men and women of the Dawn Patrol,
especially those who, with me, partook of the Holy P.N.

(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Chew it up
Keep it down
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Rolo, Spagettio
Freestyle feed-ya-face
Killer E junk food
Feel it make your pulse race
Nesquik milkshake, buy me a Jaffa cake
Iced bun, wine gum, here's one more fun
Talk about Pot Noodle
Talk about Pot Noodle
(Shoobi-doobi do wab) Don't pretend you hate it
(Bab bab shoo wab) Ev'rybody ate it
(Shoobi-doobi do wab) Masticated
(Bab bab shoo wab) Undigested
Boil it - stir it - chew it - spew it
Everybody talk about Pot Noodle
Talk about Pot Noodle
Talk about Pot Noodle
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Cheap and overrated
Made by Golden Wonder
Even dehydrated
It makes me chunder
Spiced one - rice one - never had a nice one
Drive in, double chin - MSG won't make you thin
Talk about Pot Noodle
Talk about Pot Noodle
(Shoobi-doobi do wab) Processed peas
(Bab bab shoo wab) Evil mean "E"s
(Shoobi-doobi do wab) Soya proteins
(Bab bab shoo wab) Freeze dried beans
Bin it! Now you know what I say
(Everyone) Talk about (Pot Noodle)
(Everyone) Talk about (Pot Noodle)
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Glows in the dark
Listen to it bark
Crawls up the stairs, what a horrible fright!
Alien goop in the middle of the night
La la...
Buy it in the minimart
Selfridges or Kwiksave
Two minute countdown
Or pebbledash the microwave
Hyper-ac jumping-jack, rather have a Big Mac
Gamma-charged snack-attack,  tastes like a pac-a-mac
Talk about Pot Noodle
Talk about Pot Noodle
(Shoobi-doobi do wab) It's so brown!
(Bab bab shoo wab) It'll astound you
(Shoobi-doobi do wab) Don't spill it down you
(Bab bab shoo wab) Bin it!
Boil it - stir it - chew it - spew it
Ev'rybody talk about - Mmm! - Pot Noodle
Talk about Pot Noodle
Talk about Pot Noodle
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Bow Wow! Listen...
Talk about (Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Talk about (Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Talk about... the flavour
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
(Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Soya proteins - freeze dried beans
Keep it down! (Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Keep it down! (Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Oh no! [HEAVE] Oh no!
Talk about (Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Sweet and sour (Pot - Pot - Pot Noodle)
Nuclear powered... [to fade, thank God]