I gave up filking about the same time that I got into anime.  This is probably the last one I did, a Cyber City Oedo
808 song.  Sorry if the words have changed slightly from 1999. I've lost the file and I think the Cyberage website
has gone now, so I'm writing this from memory.


Lament of a Fashion Victim.
(Tune: 'Benson Arizona' from Dark Star)

It's always been a fact of life that criminals must pay
A lesson that our Merrill learned the hard and nasty way
But he never would have figured that the price of his parole
Was to spend his nighttimes darning each and every bullet hole

	Benten Yanagawa has soft and fuzzy hair
	As long as it don't get mussed-up he doesn't have a care
	The worry is that collar; it really is a pain
	'Cause his clothes'll get all mucky if it detonates his brain

He gets up six hours early, so he has time to dress
The stars aren't in alignment and he needs a trouser press
Can't pack too many weapons or the suit won't hang just right
And which one should he wear today? The white one...or the white?

	Benten Yanagawa has soft and fuzzy hair
	As long as it don't get mussed-up he doesn't have a care
	The worry is that collar; it really is a pain
	'Cause his clothes'll get all mucky if it detonates his brain

No thread is ever out of place; he's always clean and neat
His face and nails immaculate, a perfect visual treat.
But these pretty boys look prettier when they pout and cry
So I'm off to fill my supersoaker up with purple dye!

	Benten Yanagawa has soft and fuzzy hair
	As long as it don't get mussed-up he doesn't have a care
	The worry is that collar; it really is a pain
	'Cause his clothes'll get all mucky if it detonates his brain