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| Name: | Mary Elizabeth Beaird. | |
| Nicknames: | Mazaq, EMBY, Ebichu64, Six Bananas... | |
| Born: | Oldchurch Hospital, Romford, Havering, UK. | |
| Height: | 5’4". | |
| Weight: | Mind your own beeswax! | |
| Eyes: | Brown, Two. | |
| Hair: | Brown going grey so dyed red, Haven’t counted them recently... | |
| Family: | My Partner, Mum and Dad, two elder brothers and their wives. | |
| Artistic License: | Issued 1969 (amateur-enthusiastic). | |
| Poetic Licence: | Issued 1973 (poetical-comical-lyrical). | |
| Broomstick Licence: | Expired 1991. | |
| Forklift Licence: | Expired 1999. | |
| Writer’s Block: | To hold my pens. | |
| Blood Group: | O- (please give generously). | |
| Medical Status: | Biohazard. | |
| Favourite Animals: | Tapir, Cuttlefish, Octopus, Rat, Cat. | |
| Interests: | Look around the site. Plus music and my garden. Oh yes, I’m a eBay junkie and the original Diet Coke-Head. | |
| Contact Me | This is my first flirtation with html, so if you find any broken links, or if you want to comment on the site, or make any suggestions, just e-mail me. TTFN. | |